Get a grip on life - the instructions
There are some experiences we have to go through to either appreciate ourselves or our closest peers. These experiences defines you as an individual & those persons that call themselves pals. The Bible tells you about weeding out the good, speaking of those that will be chosen to go to a better place in the hereafter. But the principle can be applied to our own reality. I am privileged to have been acquainted with some rather peculiar beings, even though their initial purpose in my life was for shear entertainment with time you'd expect lasting friendship or acquaintance-ship to follow seeing that I am of the proverbial pathologically nonsensical set.
LIFE in the eyes of the Pooch is a collection of experiences. EXPERIENCES are what we have with people. PEOPLE constitutes the bulk of those you interact with daily. These DAILY INTERACTIONS consists but is not limited to dealing with family, friends, haters, hatees (yuh know yuh hate sometimes, fess up tuh it!), etc. The impact the kaleidoscope of personalities have had on my life has taught me tolerance on a grand scale. My approach may not be yours but for the most part these LIFE EXPERIENCES with PEOPLE are life's lessons. Some lessons we learn & adapt to quickly others, hmmmmm, not so fast. I have successfully adjusted to most scenarios & have come up with a general tactical approach method, the manner in which you opt to utilize them is entirely at the user's discretion.
I must caution you to read further means acceptance, so make a U-turn at my final warning if you cain't manage the challenge! READ ON AT YOUR OWN PERIL!
Step 1 - place hands firmly around life's neck & squeeze the living snot out of it til that bitch begs forgiveness.
Step 2 - when the eyes start bulging & appears ALMOST lifeless release firm grip until life is just a bit hopeful that its frail existence will continue.
Step 3 - repeat step 1 & 2 until satisfied.
Step 4 - if none of the steps above aids your quest for "world dominance", stomp that fucker into a bloody pulp!
Salaam!
LIFE in the eyes of the Pooch is a collection of experiences. EXPERIENCES are what we have with people. PEOPLE constitutes the bulk of those you interact with daily. These DAILY INTERACTIONS consists but is not limited to dealing with family, friends, haters, hatees (yuh know yuh hate sometimes, fess up tuh it!), etc. The impact the kaleidoscope of personalities have had on my life has taught me tolerance on a grand scale. My approach may not be yours but for the most part these LIFE EXPERIENCES with PEOPLE are life's lessons. Some lessons we learn & adapt to quickly others, hmmmmm, not so fast. I have successfully adjusted to most scenarios & have come up with a general tactical approach method, the manner in which you opt to utilize them is entirely at the user's discretion.
I must caution you to read further means acceptance, so make a U-turn at my final warning if you cain't manage the challenge! READ ON AT YOUR OWN PERIL!
Step 1 - place hands firmly around life's neck & squeeze the living snot out of it til that bitch begs forgiveness.
Step 2 - when the eyes start bulging & appears ALMOST lifeless release firm grip until life is just a bit hopeful that its frail existence will continue.
Step 3 - repeat step 1 & 2 until satisfied.
Step 4 - if none of the steps above aids your quest for "world dominance", stomp that fucker into a bloody pulp!
Salaam!
That's a good one. However I find this method to be more easily applicable to people than life challenges since people are more tangible to grab at.
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ReplyDeletelol, peter you get the gist of it then, GRAB PPL!
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